safer cycling for hairy ones

As a keen cyclist I came across this interesting article which suggests that if you want to be safe on the roads you should wear a long wig..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/11/ucyclists.xml

get geeky!

Sometimes one sees things that are seriously geeky that just make you smile, and one I have just come across is USB Geek.com at http://www.usbgeek.com/

They offer a wide variety of things including USB powered gloves (that would stop you wandering away from your computer), USB powered shredder (for business cards only as far as I can see) and USB powered pencil sharpners. Is there no end to the futility of man?